First Day of School

New Preschool Student to Teacher: "Are you having a nice and relaxing day?" 
Does a preschool teacher ever have a relaxing day? 
No. 

Last year on day one...

Crying preschool student: I want my mommy. 
Teacher:  You'll see your mommy after school.  Your mommy wants you to be happy at school.
Preschooler: My mommy wouldn't do this to me.