Funny Things Kids Say

Kindergartener:  "How old are you?"
Me:  "Old"
Kindergartener:  "One hundred fifty-five?"
Me:  "No, not that old!"
Kindergartener:  "One hundred fifty-ten?"
Me:  "No, younger than that"
Kindergartener:  "Do you know Dios?"
Me:  "Who?"
Kindergartener: "Dios, who lives up in the sky."
Me:  "Oh, ok."
Kindergartener:  "Are you as old as Dios?"
Me:  "No, I don't think so!"